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Tuesday, August 26, 2003

Red Planet Closing On Earth, France Surrenders

MARS ADVANCES TO WITHIN 34.6 MILLION MILES, FRANCE SURRENDERS The planet Mars is closer to Earth than it’s been in 60,000 years today, prompting speculation that a Martian invasion is imminent. While the U.S. dismisses the notion, the U.N. is calling for a resolution barring Martian forces from... Sign in to see full entry.

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