The Reverend Kooka Speaks About Religious Bulls#!t

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Thursday, October 23, 2003

God is not a good parential role model

We'll start with the most obvious. God likes play favorites. Cain and Abel is the best and first example of this. "4:3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto Jehovah. 4:4 And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of... Sign in to see full entry.

Kissing Hank's A$$

The following was something I got as an e-mail some time ago. I just loved it because it really puts relgion in a very easy to understand form. 'This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first: John: "Hi! I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

One time at band camp...

Well, not really band camp. I've never been to band camp. I figured it would be a good title for this one though. I was looking for something with 'one time' and figured lets go for something that will make people check out the blog. I have known many people who have 'Found God'. Most don't stay... Sign in to see full entry.

The power of belief

I have for some time had this theory about belief. Here is what I see If you believe in ghosts, ghost are real to you If you believe in astrology, then astrology is real for you If you believe in witch craft, then witchcraft is real for you If you believe in God, then God is real to you If you... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

"I pray for you"

I really can't stand it when someone says that. I don't believe for one moment that praying does anything more than give needy people a little comfort. Several years ago when my mother almost died in a car accident several people said she would be in their prays. I didn't say anything to them, being... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 20, 2003

Why are the righteous always such jerk?

I think I'll start using that as my catch phrase. I am going to start this one with a quote from aonther's blog just because I find it so helps to defend the idea I am trying to get across here. "1) They have no clue and are talking out their arses, because their mouths are so full of smoke." That's... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 19, 2003

Because the Bible says

I have known many 'Born Agains' who only use that as the whole of their way of thinking. I will sit and spit out fact after fact, where I get my facts from and what there is in the world that backs up what I am saying. They will then come forth with their great and powerful defense 'It is in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Mind Control

This time I will look at organized religions as a whole. For any organized religion to work and get anywhere, it has to have a level of mind control. You have to teach people that if they do not follow what is said, then they will be punished. Or that there is some great reward for living life a... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 18, 2003

I don't need someone to die for my sins

I guess I'll start with Christianity, since it is one of the biggest screw-ups ever. Today I'll talk about Christ dying for my sins. Why? I never asked him to. I take full responsibility for my sins and I will suffer whatever punishment. Of course I do not believe in hell, so I really don't think I... Sign in to see full entry.

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