<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/jillysadvice"><title>The advice of the hour - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/</link><description>advice... usually stuff I learn the hard way....</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/494289" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/156372" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/115259" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/93061" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/80083" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/76466" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/71878" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/71846" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/70932" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/70252" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/494289"><title>When the state sends you mail..............................................</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/494289</link><description>Open it immediately!!! Assume nothing! I have a warrant out for my arrest RIGHT NOW at $1,000 bail. In my bank account.... I have... $9. Life is grand</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/156372"><title>Do not EVER do something along the lines of eating at 9pm,  staying up </title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/156372</link><description>through the entire night, and then waiting until 6:45AM to eat again! I recommend taking a food break around 3 maybe 4AM -- I say this only because I know that my fellow bloggers are addicts as well, and may neglect feelings of hunger, bladder tension, and bowel pressure for hours at a time in...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/115259"><title>POSI-TALKING        `````````````huh? what?    ---- let me explain~*~*~*~*~</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/115259</link><description>POSI-TALKING Think of it as your born right. You have every right and ability to talk to yourself mentally. We allow others to talk to us all of the time, instilling ideas such as “your hair is messed up” or “you look exhausted” into our subconscious minds. Instead of listening to these negative...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/93061"><title>CONSTIPATED???</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/93061</link><description>Now, if you are always constipated, I recommend you start adding a lot of fiber to your diet, but If you are like me and only get constipated once in a while... here is a sure-fire way to get that colon loosened. COFFEE. Drink at least 2 cups, more if u drink coffee a lot. This will speed up your...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/80083"><title>Do not, I repeat DO NOT ask a woman a simple question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/80083</link><description>You might just get the answer... Poor Drew caught me in a bit of a whirlwind. A simple "whats new?" turned into a 30minute rant about all of the crap I have to get done... I really didn't mean to put him through that but it was him or the cat and the cat doesn't assure you that its listening with...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/76466"><title>DO NOT walk in the rain at 1:30 in the freezing cold morning and then sit </title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/76466</link><description>on a wet deck for an hour, smoking and talking to your friend... I think I'm getting sick.... lol</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/71878"><title>DO NOT FART AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/71878</link><description>unless you are utterly ALONE. Doing so otherwise may cause a serious rift to come between you and those you are driving with. This is ESPECIALLY bad in the dead of winter when opening the window includes frostbite for the whole family! (or friends...)</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/71846"><title>DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CAT LOCKED IN YOUR ROOM FOR 8 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/71846</link><description>I made the mistake of forgetting to let zach out before I left for the XMAS party... OOOOPPPPPSSSSS!!!!!!! that cat LOVES to piss under my desk. Now I'm all stuffed up because the floor smells like FEBREEZE. ICK!! I hate my sinuses!!</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/70932"><title>DON'T DRINK AND PARK!!!! Accidents cause people!</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/70932</link><description>and remember! Being kind is more important than being right.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/70252"><title>set yourself a time schedule for comment checking!!!</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jillysadvice/70252</link><description>For one, checking your comments list can be addicting!! But the real problem is... it distracts you from writing more!!! Rather than write a post, write a post, write a post... It is: write a post check comments read a blog of the commentor's leave a comment read your comments again write a post...</description></item></rdf:RDF>