My Soap Box for Monday, January 5, 2004

Lets see, Britney Spears got married, then changed her mind. What happened, did she have to take the garbage out? Maybe she got herself un-virgined, decided that it wasn’t such a big deal and wanted him out. Could be he can’t kiss like Madonna. Why does everyone care so much about this? Is it a... Sign in to see full entry.

If you want to know how cold it is, then imagine this....You are a transgender well-digger with brass testicles and you ride a broom attatched to the hubs of hell. Now that's cold. -12 F Could be worse. Sign in to see full entry.