Warped thoughts: Another Halloween in the books.

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Saturday, November 1, 2008

Another Halloween in the books.

Candy wrappers litter the floor, a precursor of the morning after Christmas scene. I am sitting in my chair, shirt raised to reveal a distended belly and enough chocolate under my fingernails to make a bag of Hershey bars. Oh yeah, the gorging has ended, not because I am satiated, I merely ran out of booty. Is there some way to supersize Halloween? Last night I saw kids (big kids, really, young adults) with pillow cases trick or treating. They are old enough to have driver’s licenses it appears.... Sign in to see full entry.

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