A New Church

Monday, October 13, 2008

A way to falsely fill church

If you ministers want to fill your church, declare a Sunday service as a restricted service for "Only those who have not sinned this week." Watch the pews fill! And they will be guilty of at least one sin, lying! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Cheeky Alternative to Speaking in Tongues

Instead of Speaking in Tongues, this church's congregation would find another way for the Holy Spirit to communicate, via the passing of gas. The Church would recognize, if you will, Farting in Cheeks instead of Speaking in Tongues. The most unusual scents would be the closest to God's message. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

A peaceful church

How about a church that allows one to think, one with a mute minister? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Danger Church

Danger Church would be for the adventurous. Each service would highlight a different type sermon, performed by the entire congregation, preacher, choir, congregation. For instance, One day they may all skydive with a short sermon being delivered on the way down. On another day, the sermon may be in... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Church of the Diverse Blessed Divine

The Church of the Blessed Divine is a special non-denominational, non-specific church. One may have any sort of belief or none at all to join/attend this church. all religious beliefs would be honored, but, unlike the Unitarians, there would be no sermons or services. There would be a large assembly... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Religion as a Hobby

Everybody needs a hobby or two, and as you know, I do support a diverse region, a diverse life-style and especially, diversity in thought. How about the idea of religion being a hobby? Considering religion as a hobby would change nothing except others’ perception of your beliefs. A hobby of any sort... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Church . . . The final frontier

Churches should not be built in cities; they should, rather, be built in the country so that worshippers can enjoy the outdoors in going to and from the church services. The rural churches should also have large windows looking out on the countryside so that worshippers can contemplate the beauty of... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Church of the Towering Giants

This church would be for big and tall people. How often have you gone to church and felt physically uncomfortable? If you are big and/or tall, then you know what I mean. The church I envision would have wide seats large enough for tall and big parishioners to be comfortable throughout the service.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Seventh Day Adventists

I interviewed a Seventh Day Adventist pastor not too long ago. That is an interesting religion. It is, of course, a Christian denomination. The most interesting thing I found about it was that they do not believe in eternal damnation. Their lake of fire is eternal, but once you get thrown into it at... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Church of the Special Invite

A few days ago I wrote of getting out into God's World on a Sunday rather than sitting in a stuffy church listening to a stuffy minister telling us other sinners how to act. So, let's take the idea of when to go into that stuffy building a step further. Let's continue outdooor activities as our... Sign in to see full entry.

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