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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Here Is A Plan You Can't Refuse!

No Nursing or RE tirement Home for me.... We are checking into the Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and feeble. We have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. v For a combined long term stay... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 20, 2009

She's Coming Home...

Mom has one more night in the nursing home, and then she will come to our house and it will be a permanent move. My wife, Rose, and Mom, are at her house right now going through things. Some we will bring here and other things will be stored and some things will be given to my kids. Mom is alright... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Terrible Accident

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Computer Test

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and... Sign in to see full entry.

Double Whammy

I'd hate to be this guy. A Long Island resident had a Mercedes stolen from a Manhasset restaurant. The keys to his Porsche were in the car, too. The thieves used the GPS unit in the Mercedes to find the man's house and liberate him of his Porsche. This poor guy. Talk about technology falling into... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Can You Believe The Nerve of This Guy?

5 Simple Rules This is AWESOME....something we should all remember! A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of... Sign in to see full entry.

Critics Are Alive & Everywhere

I find it amazing how that those who DO NOT believe in God spend so much time dissing a God who does not exist. Surely there would be more interesting things to talk and/or write about than something that you do not believe in. Why not write about what you do believe in? I don't believe in Santa... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 16, 2009

FIREPROOF

Has anyone seen the movie, now out on DVD, 'FIREPROOF'? It is a good movie with a great cast and a powerful tale of triumph, honor, and forgiveness. This gripping story follws one man's desire to transform his life and marriage through the healing power of faith and fully embrace the fireman's code:... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

An Athelist In The Woods

An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees!" "What powerful rivers!" "What beautiful animals!" He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran as... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Right On!

''Life's tough.....it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' -- John Wayne Sign in to see full entry.

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