Texas Gemley's Believe or Not

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Friday, March 6, 2009

ATTENTION LADIES

Perhaps you have seen this before, but a fresh read could spoil a would-be attacker's game plan. Ladies, You are important!!!! This is important information for females of ALL ages. When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone in my... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

WHAT IS A FRIEND??

A Friend: (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart... Sign in to see full entry.

Moment of Truth: Who's Packing Your Parachute?

Charles Plumb was a U.S. Navy jet pilot in Vietnam. After 75 combat missions his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted into enemy hands. He was captured and spent six years in a communist Vietnamese prison. He survived the ordeal and now lectures on lessons... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

If My Body Was A Car...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

VeRy ClEvEr!

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER... Sign in to see full entry.

Teaspoon?

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 2, 2009

IRS Letter

Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News... Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost. I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax,... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Science VS Religion

A VERY GOOD READ....ALL THE WAY THROUGH! 'Let me explain the problem science has with religion.' The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. 'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?' 'Yes sir,' the student says. 'So you believe in God?'... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

BeWaRe of Scams!

As the saying goes, "If it is too good to be true, it probably is." I know most of the Blogit members are very WISE, but still beware of SCAMS that are taking people's life savings. Sadly, there are newly conceived scams being worked every day around the world. Just 20 miles from me this past week,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Show'em Your Card

AN ARROGANT DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE REPRESENTATIVE STOPPED AT A FARM AND TALKED WITH AN OLD FARMER. HE TOLD THE FARMER THAT HE NEEDED TO INSPECT HIS FARM. THE OLD FARMER SAID "OK" BUT DON'T GO IN THAT FIELD RIGHT OVER YONDER. THE AGRICULTURE REPRESENTATIVE SAID, "MR...I HAVE THE AUTHORITY OF THE... Sign in to see full entry.

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