Texas Gemley's Believe or Not

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

What's Up Doc??

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" She asked. The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?", To which the lady replied "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing." Sorry.... I couldn't stop myself. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Big Test

Think you're smart? Try this and find out. You can't count any answer as correct unless you answer ALL parts of that question correctly. You're cheating if you scroll down before answering the questions first. Quiz for those who know everything: 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Good Comes Even In Bad Times

A man from Norfolk, VA called a local radio station to share this on Sept 11th, 2003, TWO YEARS AFTER THE TRAGEDIES OF 9/11/2001. His name was Robert Matthews. These are his words: A few weeks before Sept. 11th, my wife and I found out we were going to have our first child.. She planned a trip out... Sign in to see full entry.

The Preambles of All 50 States of the U.S.

The Preambles of all 50 States Of The United States: What do they all have in common? Alabama 1901, Preamble. We the people of the State of Alabama, invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God, do ordain and establish the following Constitution. Alaska 1956, Preamble. We, the people of Alaska,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Advanced Medicine

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 9, 2009

I Believe...Beautiful

A Birth Certificate shows that we were born. A Death Certificate shows that we died. Pictures show that we lived! Have a seat... Relax... And read this slowly. I Believe... That just because two people argue, doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, doesn't mean... Sign in to see full entry.

Believe It or Not...

Where you are, that's where you'll be! Never talk about anyone unless you are by yourself or with somebody. Remeber too, he that stands on commode is high on pot! This is my last post for a while and aren't you glad? ha! I really did not have anything to post, so I as you see I threw in a couple of... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Top 10 Most Quoted Movie Lines

These movies may not be Oscar winners, but each of them has a very memorable line that is now part of our pop culture. The most quoted movie line of all time is "I'll be back," Arnold Schwarzenegger's threatening line in "The Terminator," reports London's Telegraph newspaper of a British survey of... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Mad Wife Disease

Mad Wife Disease A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 6, 2009

To Be 6 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,... Sign in to see full entry.

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