Life Sucks--So Learn to Laugh for Tuesday, April 5, 2005

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005

Mammies Gram

For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully, And I always wore my bra. After 30 years of astute care, My gyno, Dr Pruitt, Said I... Sign in to see full entry.

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