Life Sucks--So Learn to Laugh for Wednesday, May 19, 2004

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Wednesday, May 19, 2004

The Rules of Life

Sometimes we need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really are. 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages of any kind. 2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape. 3. The... Sign in to see full entry.

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