Life Sucks--So Learn to Laugh: Put Out Your Tongue A Little Further

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Thursday, September 9, 2004

Put Out Your Tongue A Little Further

"Put out your tongue a little further," said a doctor to a fair invalid. "A little further, if you please." "Why, doctor, do you think a woman's tongue has no end!", said the gentle sufferer. "An end, perhaps, madam," replied the physician, "but no cessation." Sign in to see full entry.

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