
Monday, April 3, 2006Good joke :)A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 9:34 AM Comments (7) (link) Saturday, April 1, 2006another funny one sent to me...Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a small shop on High street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 6:01 AM Comments (3) (link) Thursday, March 30, 2006JokeThe President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 3:35 PM Comments (2) (link) Thursday, September 15, 2005It's long, but ladies, you'll die laughing if you've ever waxed before...A Woman's Tale of Woe > > > All hair removal methods have tricked women with > their promises of easy, painless removal - The > epilady, scissors, razors Nair and now...the wax. > > My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come > home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the > thought... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 2:28 PM Comments (22) (link) Monday, September 12, 2005Free PornWhat did you expect for free? Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 11:14 AM Comments (6) (link) Saturday, September 10, 2005Oh MY gawd, freakin' hilarious!!Don't you feel like doing this to at least one person a day? Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 11:18 PM Comments (0) (link) Monday, August 8, 2005UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 11:55 PM Comments (5) (link) Thursday, August 4, 2005Either you'll love these....or hate 'em.Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us Baby Boomers. They include: Herman's Hermits: "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER" The Bee Gees: "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP" Ringo Starr: "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS" Roberta Flack: "THE... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 5:52 PM Comments (6) (link) Wednesday, August 3, 2005Check this outhttp://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 3:39 PM Comments (4) (link) Friday, July 29, 2005Funny (but strange) shit, man.In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 1:27 AM Comments (4) (link) |
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