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Monday, July 25, 2005

Debra or Jack

I'd like to start out by saying I know there have been issues regarding ownership....I didn't write the works in this blog....I'm just passing along jokes, for fun's sake, not 'credit'. Have a laugh or two on me...... The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 21, 2004

Steven Wright Comments If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the stone-face comedian who said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than we do. Some more of his comments: I'd kill for a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 20, 2004

Sent to me in an e-mail, funny as hell....

DEER TICK ALERT I hate it when people forward so many false warnings, but this one is important! Send this to everyone-- repeat, everyone --on your e-mail list! If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 16, 2004

Out of the mouths of babes....

Subject: Kids' view on marriage HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

(Sent to me by Brandy De Zotell, from her step-mom) 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 8, 2004

once again, this is not my work, but a funny email sent to me by my mamma

Hope it gives you a giggle.... Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 3, 2004

Okay, it's not that funny haha, but may still make you laugh out loud.

Or maybe I just have a sick sense of humor.... DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS SENT TO MY E-MAIL ADDRESS, NOT WRITTEN BY ME (OR ANYONE I KNOW OF)!! THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY?? Check it out these 'actual' cases: 1) Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Schatz at 2:29 AM Comments (12) (link)

Sunday, August 1, 2004

This was emailed to me, and has no author listed. I am merely presenting...

THE REDNECK LOVE POEM....... Susie Lou done fell in love; She fixed to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all She tol' her Pappy so. Pappy tol' her, "Susie gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yore Ma don't know, But Joe is yore half brother. So Susie put aside her Joe And fixed to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 21, 2004

Jeez, I'm paranoid now....am I allowed to post jokes I didn't write?

Joke of the Day A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, 'I hear you Irish are a bunch of drunken' fools. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.' The room is quiet, and no one takes of the... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Schatz at 7:32 AM Comments (7) (link)

Saturday, June 19, 2004

Ahhhhh, the chain e-mail :))

Re: Thanks friends Date: April 27, 2004 Friends, thanks for all the chain e-mails that you've sent me over the course of 2003 and all those that I'm sure will continue during 2004. I no longer take money out from ATMs because I know that they'll put up a false screen which will make me think that it... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Schatz at 9:53 AM Comments (7) (link)

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