Friday, June 18, 2004Newest funny email sent to me.....Subject: What not to ask Grandma... Little Jordan was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked her, Grandma, what is it called when people are sleeping on top of each other? She was a little taken aback, but decided to... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 9:17 PM Comments (2) (link) Thursday, June 3, 2004A little humor, don't click if you hate the email!! I didn't write it!!!!!Sid and Al, both Jewish, were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant. During their conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Chinese Jews?" The waiter said, "I don't... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 10:00 PM Comments (5) (link) Monday, May 31, 2004Kids say the darndest things!!Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 4:33 AM Comments (4) (link) Sunday, May 30, 2004Here's a few cuties...have a laugh!!WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 9:02 AM Comments (4) (link) Friday, May 28, 2004Another cat one, courtesy of the dog.How To Wash The Cat 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water. 3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 3:16 PM Comments (13) (link) Thursday, May 27, 2004In keeping with my cat jokes, here's my very favorite!!Get ready to guffaw, turn on your speakers, and crank it up!! Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 10:57 PM Comments (3) (link) Wednesday, May 26, 2004This one's a little off, but still, FUNNY. REMEMBER, it's a joke!!A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,"I don't care. I just came from having my... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 8:00 PM Comments (10) (link) Another one about cats....we have 4, and I almost adopted another today!They can stay if they promise to follow these simple rules: I will not flush the toilet while my human is in the shower. I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my humans watch a horror movie. I will not lean over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then run screaming... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 10:59 AM Comments (9) (link) Monday, May 24, 2004Ahhh, Italiano!!(For all the Italians out there, or those who are lucky enough to be married to an Italian, or even to be friends of Italians!) An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 8:03 PM Comments (6) (link) Saturday, May 22, 2004The Dog vs. The CatThis is so hilarious it actually had me laughing out loud, and I was in a rrrrottennn mood. EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY: 8:00 a.m.-Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 a.m.-Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite! 9:40 a.m.-Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite! 10:30 a.m.-Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted!... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 11:23 AM Comments (11) (link) |
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