Poetic Jokes...

A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF > THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked > directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her > face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I > am the man of this house, and my word is law. > I want you to prepare me a gourmet... Sign in to see full entry.

Dear TIDE, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally... Sign in to see full entry.

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City >>>building,when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,smelling >>>of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says >>>arrogantly,"Romance" by Ralph Lauren.$150 an ounce! Then another young >>>and >>>beautiful... Sign in to see full entry.

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK, because he loved her so much. However, Jim felt... Sign in to see full entry.

George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your >Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any > > >tips > > >you can give to me?" "Well," says the Queen, "The most important thing > > >is > > >to surround yourself with intelligent people." > > >Bush frowns.... Sign in to see full entry.

A prominent English Doctor was visiting an American hospital. During his tour of the floors, he passed a >room where a male patient was openly, vigorously >masturbating. "My God," said the visiting MD, "that's >disgraceful. What is the meaning of this?" >The doctor leading the tour explained. "This... Sign in to see full entry.

It's a no brainer! In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting >room, where their family member lay gravely ill. >Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. >"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad! news," he said as >he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left >for your loved... Sign in to see full entry.

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies... Sign in to see full entry.

As I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a woman, who's very cheap. One who's sexy, blonde and long. Who notices that she's mostly wrong. One who sucks and doesn't speak. And promises to do so, once a week. I pray that she is very randy, 'Cause one like that would come in handy. Opens her leg and lies... Sign in to see full entry.

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't help noticing how happy you looked! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?" "I smoke 4 packs of Cigs a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack... Sign in to see full entry.