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Sports News in Brief • Sports • NBA Basketball • ISSUE 50•27: MIAMI—After viewing its latest pitch highlighting all he could accomplish with its organization, NBA power forward LeBron James confirmed Tuesday that he is currently leaning toward joining the militant Islamic group Al-Qaeda. “I’ve been... Sign in to see full entry.

The Russians don’t need images of women playing tennis, wearing white pants and riding around on horses all day to sell tampons – they get straight to the point. Sign in to see full entry.

One day George Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, “Boys, you saved the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows! Sign in to see full entry.

I am not a bum. My wife works! Sign in to see full entry.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home Sign in to see full entry.

Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!! Sign in to see full entry.

My job is secure. No one else wants it. Sign in to see full entry.

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever I want. I decided to marry my horse. funnyandjokes Sign in to see full entry.