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Wednesday, May 26, 2004

The Ten Commandments of Marriage

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 23, 2004

Famous Sexy Quotes ...

Famous Sexy Quotes... "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 11, 2004

WHY DID GOD MAKE EVE? (you must have a sense of humor, please)

Why God Made Eve 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently >become lost in the garden because he would >not ask for directions. > < http://pictures.funnyjunk.com/pages/adam4.gif > >9. God knew that one day Adam would require >someone to locate and hand him the remote. > >8. God knew Adam would... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 5, 2004

Subject: The New Priest

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. >>One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to >>adultery, I'll quit!" >>Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who >>had committed adultery would... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 26, 2004

Subject: Super Bowl Politics

Immediately following the Super Bowl, George W Bush called the Patriots and complemented them on a great game. > > >Al Gore called the Panthers and said he thought they were robbed. > > > > > > Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 21, 2004

"I think it's God!"

After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo (and > he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still > standing on the curb > "Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take > your seat so we can leave?" > "Well, to tell you the truth,"... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 26, 2003

The Koala

A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute. She wakes up and decides that since it feels so good she'll... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Man and Wife Debate on Coffee! [inbox jokes]

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew > >the > >>coffee each morning. > >>The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and > >then we > >>don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>The husband said, " You are in charge of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 1, 2003

Fwd: FW: Smile

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Monday, July 21, 2003

Cute Indeed!

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their > >> >>table, > >> >>gives > >> >> > > > > the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see > >> >>him > >> >later > >> >> > and > >> >> > > > > walks away. > >> >>... Sign in to see full entry.

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