Life in the fast lane--where's the on ramp?

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Thursday, July 31, 2025

A Horse Named Santa Claus

In 1946, eastern Washington's desert country just north of the Columbia River was the old west. Ranchers rounded up wild horses, tamed them for farming and herding. Every fall there were rodeos, preliminary competitions in which riders qualified to compete in the biggest rodeo of them all - Oregon's... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 30, 2025

Song Lyrics from the '60s

Simon & Garfunkel - 59th Street Bridge Song Slow down, you move too fast You got to make the morning last Just kicking down the cobblestones Looking for fun and feelin' groovy Ba da da da da da da, feelin' groovy.... I got no deeds to do No promises to keep I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 29, 2025

English Lit 101

Do you remember "The Picture of Dorian Gray" from high school English Literature? Oscar Wilde was one of Mrs. Newton's favorites. In the story, the protagonist stays young but his portrait grows old and fades away. There were a lot of other weird twists to the story, but these I no longer remember.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 28, 2025

What's with all the violence?

Every time we turn on the news these days there's some violent incident in a Walmart or on the street, or in a church. Some fool is plowing into a crowd of people at a street festival, killing or injuring dozens with his car. A creep grabs a folding pocketknife and begins slashing shoppers in a... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 27, 2025

Bear Logic

There was one small skinny bear - a 'teenager' - and one big burly one, who lived in the woods not far from a human habitat. They learned to look for food in human-made containers near their dwellings. The two bears had learned there was often food inside, but they had to pry the containers open.... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 26, 2025

THE PRESIDENT'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS SO FAR:

- TARIFFS: Uproar. Trade war, U.S. consumers pay higher prices. - BIG 'BEAUTIFUL' BILL: Uproar, confusion as health care, education and other programs suffer funding cuts. - DOGE: Chaos. Mass firings of rank & file workers. - BORDER ENFORCEMENT: Law disregarded. Lives uprooted. - EPSTEIN SCANDAL:... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 25, 2025

One more limerick I remember

A diner while dining at Crewe Found quite a large mouse in his stew. Said the waiter, don't shout And wave it about, Or the rest will be wanting one, too. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Limerick

There was an old lady who said, when she found a thief under her bed, get up from the floor, you're too close to the door, and I fear you'll catch cold in the head. There was a young farmer from Leeds who swallowed six packets of seeds, and soon the poor ass was covered with grass and couldn't sit... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 20, 2025

Across the plains in a covered wagon

Today I saw a photo of my paternal grandfather and my great Aunt Emma, taken in the 1880s or 1890s. They were standing at the back of a covered wagon in which other family members sat, facing the camera. Peter Hupy - my father's dad - stood between Emma and another person, who was not identified by... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 19, 2025

Breakfast Menu

Fox was on the scent of a field mouse when he came upon butterfly, her wings slowly fanning as though she were exhausted. She sat on a Shasta daisy that leaned over the narrow path. Fox sat on his haunches, curious. Why didn't the winged creature simply lift herself out of reach? A fox could enjoy... Sign in to see full entry.

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