Life in the fast lane--where's the on ramp?

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Friday, September 12, 2025

Old News is No News

I had a few paragraphs written about 'then' and the rough sledding we three kids shared with our mother, who kept the worst of it from us for a good 20 years after we were all out of the nest. As I re-read it to do some editing, I realized it was not right for this time and place. We've already got... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 11, 2025

Limerick from long ago

There was a young farmer from Leeds Who swallowed six packets of seeds, And soon the poor ass Was covered with grass And couldn't sit down for the weeds. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Oops

I had some idea in mind to use a character based on Frank R., the print shop manager who could proofread typeset frames upside down and backwards. But I took a break to tend to other things, and the idea has gone poof! He was a good boss. Smart, and an excellent teacher. He liked the folks who... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 8, 2025

Printer's Devil - a story in progress.

Frank Rice was a born typesetter and printer. His grandpa had published the only newspaper in Dodge City back in the day before territories were annexed onto the country. He printed wanted posters for the Marshall's office, and one of them advertising a reward, and stating "Wanted, Dead or Alive"... Sign in to see full entry.

Nope. Not Happening!

I'm disturbed by political reports this morning, but am determined to shut the hell up about it. You get the stories and opinions everywhere you look, and I just can't stand to write about it here. But there is an oxymoron I'd like to share: Good Government. Peace. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 6, 2025

If I won the lottery:

I would give most of it away. There are thousands or millions of people living on the street or in extreme poverty. I'd set up a website where anyone could apply. There's only one qualifying question. If you get a share of the winnings, who would you help? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 5, 2025

A Day in the Life...

Up at 5:30, slip into a bathrobe and then out the kitchen door, 30 steps along the 2" x 12" "bridge" across the low spot in the back yard, cross the driveway and into the outhouse. Not so bad most of the year, but a bit of a problem on snow-blown days when the white stuff has drifted under the eaves... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Today's Groaner

It was too hard to pick a winner in the neck-decorating contest — it was a tie. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 1, 2025

Happy Labor Day!

To all the hard-working folks who keep things together for their employers, their co-workers, their families, enjoy this well-earned day off. You are the foundation of our nation, and all that works in it because you do. And to those like me who are retired after many years on the job, enjoy the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 30, 2025

Today's Dad Joke:

Dogs can't operate MRI machines — but catscan. Sign in to see full entry.

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