Ask Miss Chatty: Practice Makes Perfect, but Not when Crime Doesn't Pay

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Monday, May 22, 2006

Practice Makes Perfect, but Not when Crime Doesn't Pay

(re-run) Dear Miss Chatty: I read in the Jade Owl about the brilliant plan you devised for escaping during a foot chase through San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. It was sheer genuis. Now, I drive a getaway car for a family of domestic felons, who never resort to violence, but depend on my skills to... Sign in to see full entry.

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