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Tuesday, August 8, 2006

The New American Dream: Belorussia!

(re-run) Dear Miss Chatty: When I was a lad, I worked hard for my extra money. I ran errands, I delivered perscriptions for the local pharmacy, I shovelled snow in winter, raked leaves in fall and dug ditches in Summer. I never had an allowance, nor did I expect one. I started working full time one... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 4, 2006

Unlucky on Vacation doesn't mean Lucky in love

(Re-run) Dear Miss Chatty: Having found the most perfect vacation spot, I offered to take my friend Charles there on a holiday. It was in a place called Cabo San Lucas in Mexico. Everything was pefect, but he complained of the heat, the sand, the sun, the water, the food and the locals. The latter... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 21, 2006

The Picture of Mary in Gray: the Diet Choke!

(Re-Run) I'm a nautrally gifted artist who can draw almost anything at anytime. I do this spontaneously, always having paper and pencil at hand. The other day, in the park, I found myself drawing a classy woman who sat on a bench opposite to where I sat. I had a sketch pad with me, so it was obvious... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? The Gay Black Pharmacist!

Re-Run Dear Miss Chatty: I brought my boyfiend home to meet mom and dad last week and it was a very interesting experience. I'm a white homosexual laddie with fairly good taste in men. My boyfriend is an African American and, not only a good looker, but well employed (he's a Pharmacist). Now, my... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 6, 2006

Curried Whatever - from Pan to Guest in 20 Minutes

(re-run) Dear Miss Chatty: I have a simple question for you, oh great purveyor of things chaste and pure. When making a curry, what steps do you follow. The ladies in my cooking club have argued over this incessantly. I told them I'd write to you to settle it. I am Curious Saffron in Ann Arbor, MI... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Penmenship Counts When Spray Painting Grafitti

(re-run) Dear Miss Chatty: My boyfriend has complained about my penmenship, stating that he can't read a word of what I write. He constantly makes fun of my handwriting to friends and relatives, calling it "doctor's scribble without the degree." Now when the time comes to sign the marraige license,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Silk Flowers Bouy the Winter Spirit

(re-run) Dear Miss Chatty: A close acquaintance took me to task for having artifical bouquets in my house. He says that it's cheating nature. I should have great bursts of poppies and roses, daffodils in season and a sprinkle of fern in every corner. I say, I love flowers in bloom around the clock... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

A. T. & T.: America's Evil Empire

(re-runs) Dear Miss Chatty: I recently had some problems with my telephone and internet connection. I have, can I say it, A. T. & T. They made an appointment to check my line and said it the problem was inside my apartment. They made another appointment for an "inside" technician to come in and... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

The Great Cream Cheese Challenge!!

Dear Miss Chatty: I love cream chesse and bagels; in fact, I love any kind of cream cheese variation - with onion, fruit, jam, butter and even peanut butter. I would use Cream Cheese in place of whip cream or even cottage cheese in most recipes. I even have made a Cream Cheese Lasagna. Pea Soup -... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 9, 2006

Calling Judge Judy! Call Judge Judy!

(re-run) Dear Miss Chatty: My son lives with us at home after having spent four years at a prestigious college getting a degree in Psychology. Instead of persuing his career, he moved back in with us and announced that he needed to "find himself" for a few years before would launch out on a career.... Sign in to see full entry.

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