Mag's Bag: Offbeat Definitions..............................

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Offbeat Definitions..............................

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both endsand is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes... Sign in to see full entry.

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