http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MaggieMae614/Maggie's bag of jokes, short stories, etc. hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MaggieMae614/560990What say you? hahahaha Love, Maggiehttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MaggieMae614/559481Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight. Artery......................... The study of paintings. Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria. Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die. Caesarean Section.........A neighbourhood in Rome....http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MaggieMae614/555402Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after Its stop in New York. This would...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MaggieMae614/553449Natural Highs Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7....http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MaggieMae614/552115This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting,...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MaggieMae614/551296An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MaggieMae614/547743Look at my piggy bank after I went and bought gas yesterday!http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MaggieMae614/545516Tyreal came home from school disappointed. 'I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff'. Mother: 'Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?' Tyreal: 'Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MaggieMae614/544604I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, 'Hi! I'm Belinda!' This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, 'All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear? I'm...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MaggieMae614/542944First of all, before you read my blog, I want everybody to know that I'm home again (hopefully for good) and I seem to get better every day. I very much appreciate all your concern and prayers. I know they helped me to get back home where I belong. I still have to behave (very hard for me to do,...