Hope I never live to be an old bat...
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Friday, August 1, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
Southern Medical Terms
Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight. Artery......................... The study of paintings. Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria. Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die. Caesarean Section.........A neighbourhood in Rome.... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Mayonnaise
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after Its stop in New York. This would... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Natural Highs...
Natural Highs Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7.... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
One of the best singles ads ever printed...
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting,... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Tired Ole' Dog
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Ohhhh, My Poor Piggy.Bank...
Look at my piggy bank after I went and bought gas yesterday! Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Ghetto Spelling Bee (a little laughter for da day)...
Tyreal came home from school disappointed. 'I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff'. Mother: 'Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?' Tyreal: 'Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 16, 2008
A Power Outage?? Oh no, not now!
I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, 'Hi! I'm Belinda!' This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, 'All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear? I'm... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
(R 1st Car) MaggieMae's and Don's First Car ...
First of all, before you read my blog, I want everybody to know that I'm home again (hopefully for good) and I seem to get better every day. I very much appreciate all your concern and prayers. I know they helped me to get back home where I belong. I still have to behave (very hard for me to do, but... Sign in to see full entry.