The Scotsman and the Dentist...............................
A Scotsman asks a dentist the cost of a tooth extraction. '$85 for an extraction, sir', was the dentist's reply. '$85!!!! can ye no do it cheaper, lad?' 'That's the normal charge,' said the dentist. 'Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?' 'That's unusual sir, but I could do it and knock off... Sign in to see full entry.