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An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married. She said: I want to keep my house. He said: That's fine with me. She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac. He said: That's fine with me. She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week. He said: That's fine with me; put me down for Fridays.... Sign in to see full entry.