Enjoy the Ride----(wonderful slide show)
This is not humorus..but kinda neat: I enjoyed this and I think you will too! CLICK HERE Have a Wonderful Day! Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Saturday, July 31, 2010
I had a flat tire on Rte 17
This is a good one!!!! YOUR LAUGH FOR THE DAY!!! I had a flat tire on Rte 17 today, so I pulled over, got out of the Car and opened my trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of My car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't Believe it!!! Just... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Bank loan
A frog goes into a > bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her > nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. > > "Miss Whack, > I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a > holiday." > > Patty looks at the > frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name > is Kermit Jagger, his... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
THOUGHTS ON LIFE by Dale Duck
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Check This Out!
If you haven't seen this, > you're in for a real treat. > > > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc_-L4fyLUo > > Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, July 26, 2010
You Know You're in a Redneck Church if...
1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if..... The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. 2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if...... People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish... Sign in to see full entry.
The Hormone Guide
The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Leaving Early
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
One Minute Mood Booster
I don't have a funny joke for you today, so I decided to post another little tidbit I ran across in my search for blogging ideas: Gently pull your hair to boost your mood...with your hands close to your scalp, give it a gentle but swift pull and hold for a few seconds. Repeat to cover entire scalp.... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 23, 2010
Men Never Listen
In a Chicago Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as... Sign in to see full entry.