An English Lady's Village Diary: Lady Stuffingham Shows Off Her Enormous Pumpkins

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Lady Stuffingham Shows Off Her Enormous Pumpkins

There was a Dickens of a stir in the village today owing to the controversy at the Ladies' Horticultural Union (LHU). I picked up a bit of what all the fuss was about when I had a chat with Ivy Barking-Madde, who works at the Post Office counter. She told me she had it on the best authority from a friend of the sister of Madge Cuckoospit, who serves the teas at the LHU's weekly cross-fertilisation get-togethers, that the root of the trouble was Lady Stuffingham's enormous pumpkins. "She's got... Sign in to see full entry.

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