An English Lady's Village Diary: Antics of Middle-Aged Men in Knee-Breeches at the Crapping Folk Festival

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Saturday, August 14, 2004

Antics of Middle-Aged Men in Knee-Breeches at the Crapping Folk Festival

The Crapping Morris Men were disgracing the village with a predictably lurching performance in the car park of The Old Speckled Cock this lunchtime, casting their habitual pall of drink-sodden ribaldry over the otherwise civilised proceedings of the Annual Crapping Folk Music and Dance Festival. I ask you: grown men cavorting in lime-green knee-breeches, white stockings, and straw hats adorned with flowers, and jingling bells attached below their knees; not exactly a spectacle to raise the tone... Sign in to see full entry.

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