Don't Mention The War!
The village has been heaving with Germans for the past 48 hours; so much so that I'm beginning to feel as if I'm living in Crapping-Am-Rhein. Not that Blenkinsop’s Bakery are complaining; they were cleaned out of every sort of cake they make by Monday lunchtime, and our guests had only arrived on Sunday evening. Ivy Barking-Madde, who works at the Post Office counter, tells me she spotted Reggie Blenkinsop wandering around the Mercedes showroom in Wooftersham High Street on Tuesday morning.... Sign in to see full entry.