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Monday, February 25, 2008

Don't Step On The Ducks

Don't step on the Ducks!! Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a... Sign in to see full entry.

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