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Friday, March 14, 2008

Oil Change Directions

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to E-Z Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 ==========... Sign in to see full entry.

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