Bad Jokes And Sage Advice From The E-Mail Archives: Bad Pick Up Lines

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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Bad Pick Up Lines

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best... Sign in to see full entry.

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