Witty Remarks By Steven Wright
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ~~~ I had amnesia once -- or twice. ~~~ I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ~~~ Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ~~~ All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me... Sign in to see full entry.