Bad Jokes And Sage Advice From The E-Mail Archives: Rules for Dating My Daughter

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Friday, October 5, 2007

Rules for Dating My Daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or... Sign in to see full entry.

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