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Thursday, August 6, 2009

Brazilians Are Being Instructed to Pee in the Shower...

Potty Training just became a lot more difficult in Brazil......... Among the many bizarre notions dear to envirokooks is the belief that water you use in the bathroom disappears forever after it goes down the drain, so that conserving water, even if you live in a swampy place like Brazil, is a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

It Costs Us A Lot To Have A Queen...

*********************************** "In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much," she said. "See, that's why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service, " Michelle Obama Mrs. O is such a giver..... Michelle, my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

I Was Coming Back From Mexico When I Discovered I Had Lost My Wallet...

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,"... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 3, 2009

You Probably Won't Get A Pair Of These With The Purchase Of A Snuggie!

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Saturday, August 1, 2009

Obama To Do "Real Men Of Genius" Bud Light Commercial?

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Friday, July 31, 2009

The Origin Of The Phrase: "Blowing Smoke Up One's Ass"!

This phrase seems to be more and more applicable when looking at some of the claims regarding the overhaul of this country's healthcare system..... The more I thought about it, I began wondering where the phrase came from.....how did it come into being? It turns out to have originated from of all... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Oregon Creates 3236 Jobs in 3 Months...Cost Per Year/Per Job: $371,000

And the kicker is that each job lasted one week.....35 hours. And now the people are back on unemployment. Where's the logic here? PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - How much are politicians straining to convince people that the government is stimulating the economy? In Oregon, where lawmakers are spending $176... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Tomorrow...Will The Prez, The Cop, And The Radical Have An Obama Beer?

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Map Of The World According To Our Current Government...

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Monday, July 27, 2009

Ode to Hillary...

" Not in Chicago to restore the Hope, Not at Yale to confound the Dope. Not in DC on a bet, Not in NY to pay a debt. Not in Arkansas on a rip, Not in Thailand on a trip. I will not Phuket here nor there, I will not Phuket anywhere. " hattip to Anon Y. Mous Sign in to see full entry.

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