Okay...It'a A Groaner...
Did you hear the one about the ape in the zoo, who, reading Darwin, wondered, "Am I my keeper's brother?" Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 28, 2017
Saturday, November 25, 2017
If this is true, How come Blue Cross doesn't sell Bus Insurance?
In a recent interview, Bernie Sanders said that young, healthy 25-year-olds should be forced to buy health insurance because “they get hit by buses“. Usually driven by union workers exempt from Obamacare. Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 24, 2017
I'm About Black Friday'ed Out...
I don't know about you, but I swear I started seeing black Friday ads in July. For sure, for the last month, I must be getting 50 to 75 emails a week with black Friday in the subject. When did this become a national thing? Black Friday was supposed to be called that because it was the day where... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
The Latest Barbie Doll This Christmas (Is that a contradiction?)
Mattel has announced they will start selling their first hijab-wearing Barbie doll to appeal to Muslims. Hmmmmmmm........Next up: a Ken doll with a bloody knife and removable head?? Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, September 9, 2017
Obviously...Memoirs and remembering are two different things!
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Thursday, September 7, 2017
Hmmmmm...An All Female "Lord Of The Flies"? Really?
Now in the works: an all-female remake of “Lord of the Flies”. A lot of people are criticizing the idea, but I think that as long as they don’t bust any ghosts, we’ll be ok. Uhhhhh.....They'll probably roast and eat Piggy with an Organic Kale and White WIne Reduction. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, September 6, 2017
A Spider That Lives Entirely Underwater & Still Breaths Air...
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Tuesday, September 5, 2017
Creative Panhandling 101
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Monday, September 4, 2017
Uh-Uh...Not Gonna Happen Here...
Russian scientists plan to blast dead frozen people into space where they’ll be preserved in secure pods. That could never happen In America. It’d make Democrat voter registration drives too hard. Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, September 2, 2017
Racism Is Worse Than We Thought! (CNN)
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