Wednesday, October 5, 2005
Walter Cronkite should replace Gilligan on the Island....
On CNN’s “Larry King Live”, this week, retired CBS News anchorman Walter Cronkite said Americans are ignorant, and that the majority of the population isn’t smart enough to make the proper decisions at election time to vote for president "We're an ignorant nation right now. We're not really capable...
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Conservatives know the importance of laughing at themselves......
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident." "OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, his head...
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Tuesday, October 4, 2005
Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French........
BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000. "This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger and better as a...
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Monday, October 3, 2005
Debbie Downers misunderstanding of "Labels"
Now this is my first attempt at blogging. So bear with me as I gently muddle through this one. Let me preface my remarks by establishing that I am not picking on anyone and that anything I say is meant in good spirit and sarcastic humor to poke some fun. It is not intended to be taken as...
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