JOURNEYS THROUGH OBLIVION

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Sunday, April 30, 2006

DO YOU GET THIS?

So....the judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way. In order to make this a... Sign in to see full entry.

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CORN ON THE COB SEASON HAS BEGUN...

oh how I love corn on the cob, so flavorful after a long day's job, it tastes the best when cooked on the grill, especially when made by some guy named Bill.... ~ok...maybe the last line wasn't really true, but I needed a rhyming word! Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 29, 2006

hey, remember the smurfs?

I loved these little blue guys for some reason when I was little...what happened to them! Anyways, to those of you looking to see a "smurfed-up" website, check out http://websmurfer.devnull.net... If you type any website into their search box, a webpage will come up..well...QUITE SMURFY! Sign in to see full entry.

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AN EXPENSIVE BLOW, HE SAID....

Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driving!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 28, 2006

HELLO...i must be going....

OFF TO BED!!!! MORE TO COME TOMORROW! Sign in to see full entry.

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guess where this came from...

'i was out in the yard, laying in the leaves, a little squirrel was around, he was tuggin' on my sleeve, but 'dat don't bother me, even if he heaves....' Sign in to see full entry.

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did you ever blog until you had a migraine?

just curious...you know, the thinking, reading, writing, pointing, clicking and the cycle all over again...boy am i tired... Sign in to see full entry.

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DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

This is a great story. I wish I was closer to Montana! The radio station America FM was doing one of their "Is anyone listening" bits this morning. This first one was, "Ever have a celebrity pull up with the 'Do you know who I am?' routine." A woman called in and said that a few years back, while... Sign in to see full entry.

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BLOGGERS, BEWARE OF IDENTITY THEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, it is more common than I originally thought........visit www.annualcreditreport.com and get your free reports, check them thoroughly...Identity theft can happen, so I unfortunately discovered yesterday if you've been keeping up with my blog! Sign in to see full entry.

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i have a question bloggers...

will a collection agency debit money from your checking account without your final permission? Sign in to see full entry.

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