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Friday, April 28, 2006

sleep with brad pitt for a million?!!

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt... Sign in to see full entry.

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sleep with brad pitt for a million?!!

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

identity theft case?

has anyone else received phone calls from some phony bologna allied interstate collection agency? or recently gotten an unsolicited merchant card with a high limit in the mail? Sign in to see full entry.

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HELP! some idiot out there...

actually had the nerve to fraudulently call in an address change to Chase to have my credit card information sent to them!!!! I discovered this when I reviewed info on my credit report personal info today and noticed a wrong address listed amongst a couple I have had in the past...must have been... Sign in to see full entry.

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HERE IT IS BLOGGERS...

My first published article on associated content.....check it out!!!!!!! http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/30282/gear_up_your_car_for_summer.html Sign in to see full entry.

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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS?!

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore.. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

NOW, I KNOW YOU COULD USE A LAUGH!

Oh, the Golden Years An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,... Sign in to see full entry.

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NO DOUBT ABOUT IT...

KIDS ARE QUICK TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER: Why are you late Frank? FRANK: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The... Sign in to see full entry.

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is that any way to address me??

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Solider: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again, Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Solider: No, SIR! ~joke found in a google search... Sign in to see full entry.

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FRANKLYMYDEAR1 SAYS....

....TO BRING ON 10 DOLLAR A GALLON GAS PRICES!!!!!Yeah ok. Like I want to spend more than a mortgage payment to fill my gas tank. That is one ridiculous idea to even conceive when you have children and other things in life to pay for as well!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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