JOURNEYS THROUGH OBLIVION

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

broken trojan and the double mint twins

>>> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. >>> >>> She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. >>> >>> She immediately moved to another seat. >>> >>> >>> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. >>> >>> The man seemed more amused. >>> >>> >>> When on the fourth... Sign in to see full entry.

stop squeezing the utter!

Dear Sir, > >I have been evacuated from New Orleans because the flood took my old trailer and beat up car. I thought I might go into business to supplement my welfare check. > >My friend over at Wells, Iowa received a check for $1,000 from the Government for not raising hogs. Right now I'm getting... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

hey you bloggers, did anyone miss me?

hi! I'm back! I've been on hiatus for a few days...don't know how this happened actually...I actually got busier than usual....trying to get inspired over here! don't worry, stay tuned for more! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 19, 2006

what's a pontiac goole?

One day, the blonde came to work talking about her new car, purchased for her by her husband. My friend asked her what type of car it was, to which she replied "It's a Pontiac Goole" (pronounced GOO-ley). My friend was unfamiliar with this particular car and accompanied the blonde to the parking lot... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

honey, are you sure you should change my oil?

surely you'll laugh at this one! OIL CHANGE Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 15, 2006

JUMPING DEER

A friend took a picture of a "Deer Crossing" sign for me that he found on Martha's Vineyard, MA. Right under the normal sign with a jumping deer, there's an added sign saying "Suicidal Deer Crossing." ~joke of the day courtesy of Ray Owens.~ Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!

M is for m aking everything better on the worst day, O is for o pening her heart and keeping you there, T is for t errific, H is for giving you a place to call h ome, E is for all the times she fed you so you could e at, R is for teaching you r esponsiblity... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

what did mother teach you?

I Owe My Mother:-D > > >1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going tokill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." > >2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out ofthe carpet." > >3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 12, 2006

no pun intended...

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The > ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. > >2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, > "I'll serve you, but don't startanything." > >3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. > >4. A dyslexic... Sign in to see full entry.

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