Sunday, February 28, 2010


It would seem uncaring and frivolous to write the usual content today, so early poems are used instead. This was an early poem, not in years but decades Time I wonder if I'll e'er recapture Those sweet and hazy days of rapture.. When once I walked along the street The crowds tripped by on dancing... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 27, 2010


Somebody made me do this. Noman Yes Sir Gnome I do agree The fairies sighed with a small curtsy. Sir Gnome proceeded with his songs about the Roos And Billabongs. Was there a Gnome, who could now stand, as proud as he in old England? Until he made his first mistake, he thought it was a piece of... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Training Noman.

Noman on Nature Noman in training. Noman Its wild out there hedges are scrambling Briars are rambling Gnome ‘Shut up Noman.’ Noman Apples are dangling. Gnome ‘Sorry you can’t use apples.’ Noman I can. Gnome ‘No it’s winter, write about berries Noman I don’t know the name of those red things Can I... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Dear me Noman wrote his first poem to day and it vanished so I will try to rewrite it for him quickly. Moral print a copy. Noman I don't know what to do today But I will do it anyway. Its possible well one supposes Perhaps I could try self hypnosis. I'll try to slim to get good health It will done... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

More Noman

Warning 743 Words. Danged me if that squirrel hasn’t worn out my broom, I think he might be frustrated so I’m sending him back to his warm nest. ‘Hello so you want the job?’ ‘What’s your ambition in life? merely asking, it won’t make a lot of difference as long as you didn’t come from Horns... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010


Hi it’s Noman. I never know who might look at this and I am of a rather sensitive nature. I have this dilemma. Do I insert poems that, I don’t like, because they are rather rude. Or do I cut out the little rude bits and dress them up as respectable bits of rubbish? Ever wary of stealing some ones... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 22, 2010

I can't even think of my name.

Darned squirrels. I was my fault again. I saw this nice little squirrel in a picture. I immediately thought I want one of those. Old Horns was looking in the window and I invited him in. ‘what do you want a squirrel for.’ he asked as he fingered my halo. ‘Envy’ I said. ‘That is a good reason he... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

New Owner, no connection to Corncrake.

New Donor. Hello there I am a very distant cousin of Corncrake, and the more distant the better. He kept mooning about in the Bull and not buying anyone drinks. All he said was 'the wedding is off.' So being a sort of enterprising chappy, I wormed it all out of him, he had paid for three spots on... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 20, 2010


‘Only joking, Albert,’ Copper throws down two rubber buckets. ‘Belong to the grave-diggers. and you can tell your Mammy that Copper saw the owl and threw it a fat mouse.’ ‘Did you Albert asked?’ ‘Tell her and you tell no lies,’ Copper states. ‘Come on give me a lift with this piece of stone.’ I’ve... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Bones Aplogies everything went crazy but the end is nigh

Now don’t go mad, I routed about and pulled this long bone out and there was another lying on top of it. I don’t know much about bones, but Albert said they are human. Well I know where they came from. I would cut my thumb and swear them to secrecy, but it seems a bit unhygienic. So I say, ‘Well... Sign in to see full entry.

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