Contenders for the Top Ten Least Impressive Resume Entries · "Judge, over 100 wet T-shirt contests" · "Once killed boss with fork" · "Can name all 47 state capitals" · "Mr. Barbra Streisand" · "1973-1978: Baked out of my mind, dude!" · "May have already won $1 million" · " New York Deadbeat Dad of the Year 1994" · "Toilet-trained" · "Writer of Top Ten List joke number five, 9/7/98" · "Bear a striking resemblance to Waylon Jennings" · "1994 - Lost my groove 1998 - Got my groove back" · "For 3... Sign in to see full entry.