Funny Excerpts from Performance Evaluations (Job and Employment Humor)
Funny Excerpts from Performance Evaluations These quotes were taken from actual performance evaluations: 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." 2. "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." 3. "I would not allow this employee to breed." 4. "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be." 5. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." 6. "When... Sign in to see full entry.