It matters what you say in interviews. Here is a humorous look at what NOT to say in a job interview: 10. How do I deal with difficult people? Well, that depends on who would notice if they disappeared after a late night at the office… 9. My highest achievement in life is staying put in this office with your body odor. 8. Résumé? I prefer non-French words. How about "The Condensed Life & Times of An Extraordinary and Amazing Person Who You Will Bitterly Regret Passing By If You Foolishly Choose... Sign in to see full entry.