Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

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When handling money, we sometimes use the term "buck" without thinking much about it. The "buck" is a nickname for the dollar that traces back to deerskin trading. On the American frontier, long before a standardized national currency existed, deer hides served many of the functions that coins do... Sign in to see full entry.

A poodle and a rottweiler are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend... "My life is a mess," he says. "My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat." "Just the other day, the postman almost ran me over; I was chased by the neighbor’s... Sign in to see full entry.

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A cat dies and goes to heaven...God meets him at the gates of heaven and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years... "Anything you desire is yours; all you have to do is ask." The cat says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God... Sign in to see full entry.

Police busted a lonely donkey that keeps stealing baby goats. A recent string of missing goats prompted police to increase patrols around local farms while residents installed cameras near their pens. The footage eventually revealed a suspect nobody expected: a donkey walking through an open gate... Sign in to see full entry.

A Polish man marries an American girl, and though his English isn't very good, they get along very well. One day he rushes into a lawyer's office and asks him to arrange a divorce. The lawyer informs him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asks him the following questions,... Sign in to see full entry.

On Sept. 11, 2001, Michael Hingson, who has been blind since birth, was setting up a conference room for a breakfast meeting. His guide dog, a yellow Labrador Retriever named Roselle, took her position under his desk. That's when the unthinkable happened. A loud boom rattled the office, and the... Sign in to see full entry.

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