THE HEALING POWER OF LAUGHTER

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Monday, June 26, 2006

WINDOWS OF GRATITUDE FOR BILL GATES!

Where would you be right now without Microsoft Windows 95, 98, 2000, 2000xp, etc., This man who has done so much to revolutionized our lives, is now going to try to rescue millions around the world. Let us open all the windows of gratitude of our heart and soul for what he has done for us, and what... Sign in to see full entry.

Washington DC Flooded!

Not with war protesters, greedy lawmakers, or eye-searching tourist, but with water, and a lot of it. Government buildings having to close, parking lots flooded, streets flooded, visions of New Orleans anyone? I know this really is not humorous, but one wonders if someone up there in that rain... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 8, 2006

My Wife, A Blonde Herself, Sent Me This E-Mail

Enjoy! A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "Handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Why Do Liberals and Conservatives Not Get Along?

I have my answer what is yours? They are like dogs and cats, they don't speak the same language. Which is the dog and which is the cat, I will leave that to you, although elephant and donkey is not a bad description either. Sign in to see full entry.

WHEN 1+1=1

When a not perfect woman marries a not perfect man, the two in love create the perfect marriage. Ariala's post on the not so perfect wife reminded me that marriage is one weak woman marrying one weak man to become one strong entity! As a marriage counselor for many years, I have watched imperfect... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 3, 2006

Smoking Cigarettes, and Watching Captain Kangaroo

Do you remember the rest of this phrase in a popular folk song -- Now don't tell me there is nothing to do. Well, the first is taboo in the 21st Century, the second is not availabe, except maybe cable reruns, and the third -- Go to NBA Playoffs, NHL Stanley Cup Finals Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 2, 2006

MountainClimber Won A Spelling Bee

In the ninth grade, I won the High School Spelling Bee. I can't remember the word that I spelled, but it was a most difficult one, come to think of it as my memory becomes clearer, I don't think I won, I finished second, or was it third because that difficult word I can't remember, I could not... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 1, 2006

Read This Post and Check Your IQ

If You Can Read This Post You can, you can declare yourself smart! FW: I read it! - #113 If you can read this, you have a strange mind too i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

It Was A Dark and Stormy Night

Snoopy always begins his stories that way. Lucy comes along and chastises him for being dumb and stupid and then in no uncertain terms tells him that any good story opens with "Once upon a time." After recovering from her put-downs, Snoopy begins his story again, "Once upon a time, it was a dark and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Lucy says to Charlie Brown

Life is like a deck chair. Some position the chair to see where they've been. Some position it to see where they are at the present -- Charlie Brown turned to her and replied in his usual melancholy way, "Lucy, I can't even get my deck chair unfolded." Sign in to see full entry.

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