Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Have You Received This Political E-Mail?
If you click this post, you will have received a tongue in cheek political ad! PASS IT ON, this would help us all if the government officials would take notice Subject: gas & immigration plans I really believe this would work. Two Proposals Worth Considering... New Gas Plan....Bush wants us to cut...
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
How To Catch A Thief
Convince him to break into a Security and Alarm store. A young man did just that, and everywhere he went the words were, "Smile You Are On Security Camera" Needless to say, it did not take them long to catch this thief.
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Saturday, October 21, 2006
Enlightening E-Mail From My Energetic Wife
CAUTION: READ AT YOUR OWN Risk A MARRIED COUPLE WAS OUT CELEBRATING THEIR ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET, ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT. SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND SAID, "FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR ALL THIS TIME, I...
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Friday, October 20, 2006
WOE IS ME! WOE IS ME!
What am I going to do? I am an avid St. Louis Cardinal Basedball fan, and I am a passionate Detroit Tigers Baseball fan. Now they will be playing each other in the World Series. Who do I pull for? I could pull for the home teams, but Detroit will be home 4 games out of the seven. Woe is Me! Woe is...
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Thursday, October 19, 2006
Instant Message To N. Korea Dictator
Arizona Cardinals lose 24-23 to Chicago Bears on Monday Night Football on ESPN which used to be Sunday Night Football, but Sunday Night Football is now on NBC with ABC Monday Night Football Announcers! It is so nice to present to the third world the great strategies of the United States of America....
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
POLLY WANTS MORE THAN A CRACKER!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog, Spike. He won't...
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006
I Am Laughing, But Should Be Crying!
Arizona's lost to the Chicago Bears on Monday Night Football was truly a heartbreaking event. The first three quarters, I was smiling, laughing, and having a great time watching Matt Linert and Arizona play their hearts out, and evidently their lights out, because when the forth quarter came,...
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Post Columbus Day School Humor
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables....
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Saturday, September 30, 2006
Smokers Blamed For Global Warming
The other night Jay Leno shared the latest research information that declares that smokers are to blame for global warming; however, Jay put his two cents worth in, and declared that smokers are not to blame, we are -- for we are the ones who made them go outside. You have to smile at this one...
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Friday, September 29, 2006
Not So Funny - Bush Has A Tiger By The Tail
Bill Clinton was guilty of "wagging the dog" Our beloved Pres. Bush has a tiger by the tail; How truly guilty Clinton was, we may never know, Bush's Mid-East plans are creating a fiery hell. How will this story turn out - what will be its truth, None of us can speculate or really know; Yet, in the...
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