SEX on the First Date

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Monday, November 8, 2004

Rejection Hotline (949) 256-5412

My daughter shared this joke and if you can take the heat it's very funny. For example: in a bar you ask for the man's telephone and he gives you this local number. If you want a local number there seem to be two or three such companies that provide a funny recording to say no way jose....... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 4, 2004

A couple reasons why to say no to the first date: He mentions anything about being in jail. He tells a funny story about his DUI. A woman answers the telephone. He hasn't been working or doing any particular thing recently and has too much time on his hands. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 3, 2004

Mistake # 2 Don't meet at his house

The man had a Lapso Apso, well I don't know how to spell it but one of those silky haired bug eyed flat faced looks kinda Chinese pug like little dogs. I was leaving my car there to got to a concert at the Hollywood Bowl that night. I had a wonderful dinner packed in a charming wicker basket. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 2, 2004

The Card Carrying Attorney

Inspiration from Quirkyalone today. Real dates I have been on # 1. My younger brother is a partner in a law firm. The bro decided it had been long enough for me to continue my life plan of raising my children, working hard, and being happy Not having a boyfriend/ husband or anything. He worked on me... Sign in to see full entry.

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